Having a hard time getting laid? Have you considered moving to Indianapolis?
Perhaps you should, because America’s racing capital is among a number of other surprising cities to make the list of the most sexually active.
The list was published by Men’s Health, with the data tabulated by combining a number of factors, like condom and sex-toy sales, STDs and birth rates. They then mixed ’em all up like a wacky Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercial to determine that Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the country.
It’s a dubious methodology for sure, but who are we to argue with infographics? The remaining top 10 were (in descending order) Columbus, Ohio; Fort Wayne, Ind.; Cincinnati; Salt Lake City; San Antonio; Denver; Austin, Texas; Boise City, Idaho; and Chicago.
Last on the list of 100 cities was Lexington, Kent., but good news for them — it’s only 1.5 hours to the number four city (Cincy), and just a little over three hours to Indianapolis. You know, in case you hit a dry spell, own a car and decide to take out a good chunk of America’s heartland.